THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT. PLEASE, DO NOT DO WHAT I DID. I would not recommend anyone do this. First thing I did was make a blog. This blog. I don’t regret that at all or any of this, actually. For whatever reason I decided that I wanted to know how paid ads worked, like two weeks in so I started an ad campaign. Then a second Getting more than five views a day is pretty exciting. Then I went away. I went on a trip and then after I came back, I still just stayed a way for like two-ish weeks. Then voila! Three weeks of absence and about $100…